Everyone has their own unique way of eating Vegemite. And everyone thinks their way is the best. What's yours?
Listed below are twelve of the most popular ways people eat their Vegemite. Choose one or go to the Forum to share your particular way. Fill in the Census Form or get on the Forum and discuss why your method is the best.
Did you know that how you like your Vegemite says something about you?
Doesn't like having much on. Vegemite, that is. Gives the toast just a couple of light streaks of Vegemite. Too frugal, they don't realise you can never have too much of a good thing.
Saying 'no' to convention, they prefer crumpets over toast. Likes to watch black holes forming as the Vegemite melts away into the crumpet's craters. Definitely likes to think outside the square.
Can't decide whether they want a salad or breakfast, Redback eaters do both with a couple of juicy tomato slices on top of their Vegemite. Not wanting to miss out on anything, they go for both sweet and savoury.
Can't grow up. Still likes watching the squiggly Vegemite worms appear through the holes in the Premium® biscuits. Playful characters, these people squeeze the most out of life.
Loose with the way they apply their Vegemite, it's slapped on like a brickie with a trowel. Could indicate this person is particularly unorganised, probably shows they're just in a hurry to eat breakfast. They relish the fact that every mouthful is a surprise.
Not quite on the endangered list, but still not a lot of them about. They love strips of bubbling, grilled cheese layered over their Vegemite. Very organised and patient, they are prepared to lay in wait for their meal. Like a tiger.
Always very particular about their Vegemite, they like it spread right to the crust. Probably has a very neat kitchen too. Somewhat of a perfectionist.
The purist of all Vegemite eaters. No butter. No marg. Just a piece of toast and the world's mightiest spread. What more do you need? They are Zen-like and remain calm under pressure.
Health fanatic, this person thinks the saying 'eat your greens' means with every meal. 'So, their morning serve of Vegemite on toast gets adorned with creamy slivers of fresh avocado. Probably jogs a half marathon in the morning too. These people tend to inspire jealousy.
Worldly types, these people marry the creamy smoothness of Philadelphia® with good ol' Aussie Vegemite to create an extravagant taste combination. Like to balance indulgent taste and goodness.
Cuts Vegemite on toast into soldiers which are then lowered slowly into a hot and gooey pool of boiled googie-egg. Once they're nicely coated in yellowy goodness, the soldiers are sent to meet their maker. This person may have a wicked sense of humour.
This person greets the new day with a big, golden pillow of deliciously fluffy scrambled egg placed ever so lovingly next to two triangles of Vegemite on toast for a melt in the mouth taste sensation. Scrambled by name, not by nature.
If you enjoy your Vegemite another way, share it with others on the Vegemite Forum.
